1) MARKETING<\/p>\n
You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socialising which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.<\/p>\n
2) SALES<\/p>\n
Laziest of all signs, often referred to as \u201cmarketing without a degree.\u201d\u00a0You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and\u00a0beg\u2019s you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers\u00a0so you can \u201cconcentrate on the big picture.\u201d You seek admiration for\u00a0your golf game throughout your life.<\/p>\n
3) TECHNOLOGY<\/p>\n
Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead\u00a0content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace.\u00a0Often even YOU don\u2019t understand what you are saying but who the hell can<\/p>\n
tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.<\/p>\n
4) ENGINEERING<\/p>\n
One of only two signs that actually is studied in school. It is said that\u00a0engineers place ninety percent of all Personal Ads. You can be happy\u00a0with yourself; your office is full of all the latest \u201cergodynamic\u201d\u00a0gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your \u201ccarpal tunnel\u00a0syndrome.\u201d<\/p>\n
5) ACCOUNTING<\/p>\n
The only other sign that is studied in school. You are mostly immune from\u00a0office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization;\u00a0combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumours\u00a0concerning you say that you are completely insane.<\/p>\n
6) HUMAN RESOURCES<\/p>\n
Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to\u00a0be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other\u00a0person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any\u00a0calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch AND then mail\u00a0a letter.<\/p>\n
7) MANAGEMENT\/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT<\/p>\n
Catty, cutthroat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain\u00a0at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single\u00a0decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you\u00a0can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other \u201cMiddle Managers\u201d\u00a0as everyone in your social circle is a \u201cMiddle Manager.\u201d<\/p>\n
8) SENIOR MANAGEMENT<\/p>\n
(See above – Same sign, different title)<\/p>\n
9) CUSTOMER SERVICE<\/p>\n
Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your\u00a0own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little\u00a0cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play\u00a0\u201cCustomer Service.\u201d Continually passed over for promotions, your best\u00a0bet is to sleep with your manager.<\/p>\n
10) CONSULTANT<\/p>\n
Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid revealing your\u00a0utter lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that your \u201cskills\u201d\u00a0are in demand and that you could get a higher paying job with any other\u00a0organization in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity contemplating\u00a0these career opportunities without ever taking direct action.<\/p>\n
11) RECRUITER, \u201cHEADHUNTER\u201d<\/p>\n
As a \u201cperson\u201d that profits from the success of others, most people who\u00a0actually work for a living disdain you. Paid on commission and\u00a0susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart attacks\u00a0correspond directly with fluctuations in the stock market.<\/p>\n
12) PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO<\/p>\n
You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out complex systems\u00a0such as the fax machine suggest the latter.<\/p>\n
13) GOVERNMENT WORKER<\/p>\n
Paid to take days off. Government workers are genius inventors, like the\u00a0invention of new Holidays. They usually suffer from deep depression or\u00a0anxiety and usually commit serious crimes while on the job…Thus the\u00a0term \u201cGO POSTAL\u201d<\/p>\n
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