{"id":10286,"date":"2023-11-24T17:58:34","date_gmt":"2023-11-24T17:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10286"},"modified":"2023-11-24T17:59:02","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T17:59:02","slug":"talking-dog-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/24\/talking-dog-for-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"Talking Dog for Sale"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A guy is driving around the back woods of Cavan and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog for Sale’. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.<\/p>\n

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.<\/p>\n

‘You talk?’ he asks.<\/p>\n

‘Yep,’ the hound replies.<\/p>\n

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’<\/p>\n

The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.<\/p>\n

\u2018In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.<\/p>\n

‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running…<\/p>\n

\u2018But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’<\/p>\n

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.<\/p>\n

‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.<\/p>\n

\u2018Ten dollars – This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’<\/p>\n

\u2018Because he’s a liar – He’s never been out of the yard.\u2019<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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