{"id":10283,"date":"2023-11-24T17:56:49","date_gmt":"2023-11-24T17:56:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10283"},"modified":"2023-11-24T17:57:31","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T17:57:31","slug":"go-to-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/24\/go-to-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Go to Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>A Dublin Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asked him, &#8220;What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?&#8221; The Lawyer thought for a moment, then said, &#8220;A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on Grafton Street.&#8221; Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.<\/p>\n<p>Saint Peter said, &#8220;Well, that&#8217;s fine, but it&#8217;s not really quite enough to get you into Heaven.&#8221; The Lawyer said, &#8220;Wait Wait! There&#8217;s more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter.&#8221; Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.<\/p>\n<p>Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, &#8220;Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Dublin Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asked him, &#8220;What have you done to merit<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10284,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[77,79],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fun","category-true-or-false"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10285,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10283\/revisions\/10285"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}