{"id":10258,"date":"2023-11-24T17:33:15","date_gmt":"2023-11-24T17:33:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10258"},"modified":"2023-11-24T17:33:44","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T17:33:44","slug":"what-women-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/24\/what-women-want\/","title":{"rendered":"What Women Want"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><strong>What Women Want in a Man<\/strong><\/h1>\n<div>\n<p><em>When they first start dating<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1. Handsome<\/p>\n<p>2. Charming<\/p>\n<p>3. Financially successful<\/p>\n<p>4. A caring listener<\/p>\n<p>5. Witty<\/p>\n<p>6. In good shape<\/p>\n<p>7. Dresses with style<\/p>\n<p>8. Appreciates finer things<\/p>\n<p>9. Full of thoughtful surprises<\/p>\n<p>10. Imaginative, romantic lover<\/p>\n<p><strong>What Women Want in a Man<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>When they are age 32<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1. Nice looking (hair on his head)<\/p>\n<p>2. Opens car doors, holds chairs<\/p>\n<p>3. Has enough money for a nice dinner<\/p>\n<p>4. Listens more than talks<\/p>\n<p>5. Laughs at my jokes<\/p>\n<p>6. Carries bags of groceries with ease<\/p>\n<p>7. Owns at least one tie<\/p>\n<p>8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal<\/p>\n<p>9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries<\/p>\n<p>10. Seeks romance at least once a week<\/p>\n<p><strong>What Women Want in a Man<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>When they are age 42<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1. Not too ugly<\/p>\n<p>2. Doesn&#8217;t drive off until I&#8217;m in the car<\/p>\n<p>3. Works steady &#8211; splurges on dinner out occasionally<\/p>\n<p>4. Nods head when I&#8217;m talking<\/p>\n<p>5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes<\/p>\n<p>6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture<\/p>\n<p>7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach<\/p>\n<p>8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids<\/p>\n<p>9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down<\/p>\n<p>10. Shaves most weekends<\/p>\n<p><strong>What Women Want in a Man<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>When they are age 52<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed<\/p>\n<p>2. Doesn&#8217;t belch or scratch in public<\/p>\n<p>3. Doesn&#8217;t borrow money too often<\/p>\n<p>4. Doesn&#8217;t nod off to sleep when I&#8217;m venting<\/p>\n<p>5. Doesn&#8217;t retell the same joke too many times<\/p>\n<p>6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends<\/p>\n<p>7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear<\/p>\n<p>8. Appreciates a good TV dinner<\/p>\n<p>9. Remembers your name on occasion<\/p>\n<p>10. Shaves some weekends<\/p>\n<p><strong>What Women Want in a Man<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>When they are age 62<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1. Doesn&#8217;t scare small children<\/p>\n<p>2. Remembers where bathroom is<\/p>\n<p>3. Doesn&#8217;t require much money for upkeep<\/p>\n<p>4. Only snores lightly when asleep<\/p>\n<p>5. Remembers why he&#8217;s laughing<\/p>\n<p>6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself<\/p>\n<p>7. Usually wears some clothes<\/p>\n<p>8. Likes soft foods<\/p>\n<p>9. Remembers where he left his teeth<\/p>\n<p>10. Remembers that it&#8217;s the weekend<\/p>\n<p><strong>What Women Want in a Man<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>When they are age 72<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1. Breathing<\/p>\n<p>2. Doesn&#8217;t miss the toilet<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ellen Neumann<\/p>\n<p>Copyright \u00a9 2011, DPNLIVE \u2013 All Rights Reserved<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What Women Want in a Man When they first start dating 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. 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