OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet!<\/p>\n
An 85-year-old man was told by the doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam.<\/p>\n
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’<\/p>\n
The next day the 85-year-old man\u00a0reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the\u00a0previous day.<\/p>\n
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,<\/p>\n
‘Well, doc, it’s like this — first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.\u00a0 Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.<\/p>\n
‘Then I asked my wife for help.\u00a0 She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.\u00a0 She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.<\/p>\n
‘We even called up Agnes, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between\u00a0her knees, but still nothing.’<\/p>\n
The doctor was shocked!<\/p>\n
‘You asked your neighbour?’ ‘Yep, none of us could get the bloody jar open.’<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ellen Neumann<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Copyright \u00a9 2011, DPNLIVE \u2013 All Rights Reserved<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was told by the doctor that he<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10240,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-bit-of-fun","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10241,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10239\/revisions\/10241"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\nThe old man replied,<\/p>\n