{"id":10227,"date":"2023-11-24T17:02:58","date_gmt":"2023-11-24T17:02:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10227"},"modified":"2023-11-24T17:04:28","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T17:04:28","slug":"new-year-resolutions-you-wont-be-able-to-keep-if-youre-a-nerd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/24\/new-year-resolutions-you-wont-be-able-to-keep-if-youre-a-nerd\/","title":{"rendered":"New Year resolutions you won\u2019t be able to keep if you\u2019re a nerd"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>16. I resolve&#8230; I resolve to&#8230; I resolve to, uh&#8230; I resolve to, uh, get my, er&#8230; I resolve to, uh, get my, er, offline work done, too!<\/p>\n<p>15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3am&#8230; 4.30am is much more practical.<\/p>\n<p>14. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, \u201cLOL&#8230; LOL!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>13. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.<\/p>\n<p>12. I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.<\/p>\n<p>11. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.<\/p>\n<p>10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.<\/p>\n<p>9. I resolve to work with neglected children&#8230; my own.<\/p>\n<p>8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.<\/p>\n<p>7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.<\/p>\n<p>6. I will stop using, \u201cSo, what&#8217;s your URL?\u201d as a pick-up line.<\/p>\n<p>5. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*<\/p>\n<p>4. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily&#8230; well, once a week&#8230; monthly, perhaps&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the internet.<\/p>\n<p>2. I will limit my top 10 lists to 10 items.<\/p>\n<p>1. I will read the manual&#8230; just as soon as I can find it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>By Ellen Neumann<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Copyright \u00a9 2011, DPNLIVE \u2013 All Rights Reserved<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16. I resolve&#8230; I resolve to&#8230; I resolve to, uh&#8230; I resolve to, uh, get my, er&#8230; I resolve to,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10228,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-bit-of-fun","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10227"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10229,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10227\/revisions\/10229"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}