{"id":10221,"date":"2023-11-24T16:59:08","date_gmt":"2023-11-24T16:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10221"},"modified":"2023-11-24T16:59:37","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T16:59:37","slug":"a-tale-to-make-your-hair-curl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/24\/a-tale-to-make-your-hair-curl\/","title":{"rendered":"A tale to make your hair curl"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>Two nuns were shopping at a Tesco store. As they passed the beer fridge, one nun said to the other: \u201cWouldn\u2019t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second nun answered: \u201cIndeed it would, sister. But I wouldn\u2019t feel comfortable buying beer since I am certain it would cause a scene at the check-out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can handle that without a problem\u201d the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.<\/p>\n<p>The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer. \u201cWe use beer for washing our hair\u201d the nun said. \u201cBack at the convent, we call it Catholic shampoo.<\/p>\n<p>Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter. Pulled out a packet of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.<\/p>\n<p>He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said: \u201cThe curlers are on the house.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ellen Neumann<\/p>\n<p>Copyright \u00a9 2011, DPNLIVE \u2013 All Rights Reserved<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two nuns were shopping at a Tesco store. As they passed the beer fridge, one nun said to the other:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10222,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-bit-of-fun","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10221"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10223,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10221\/revisions\/10223"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}