{"id":10218,"date":"2023-11-24T16:57:12","date_gmt":"2023-11-24T16:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10218"},"modified":"2023-11-24T16:58:01","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T16:58:01","slug":"who-wears-the-trousers-in-this-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/24\/who-wears-the-trousers-in-this-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Who wears the trousers in this house?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.<\/p>\n<p>As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said: \u201cHere, put these on.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can&#8217;t wear your trousers,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s right,&#8221; said the husband, \u201cand don\u2019t you ever forget it. I&#8217;m the one who wears the trousers in this relationship.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>With that she flipped him her knickers and said: \u201cTry these on.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He tried them on and found they went only as far as his kneecaps.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHell,\u201d he said. \u201cI can&#8217;t get into your knickers!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She replied: \u201cThat\u2019s right&#8230; and that\u2019s the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ellen Neumann<\/p>\n<p>Copyright \u00a9 2011, DPNLIVE \u2013 All Rights Reserved<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10219,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-bit-of-fun","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10220,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10218\/revisions\/10220"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}