{"id":10215,"date":"2023-11-24T16:56:03","date_gmt":"2023-11-24T16:56:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10215"},"modified":"2023-11-24T16:56:07","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T16:56:07","slug":"three-wishes-and-a-moving-conclusion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/24\/three-wishes-and-a-moving-conclusion\/","title":{"rendered":"Three wishes \u2013 and a moving conclusion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and went to heaven.<\/p>\n<p>God greets them and asks: \u201cWhen you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?<\/p>\n<p>The first cop says: \u201cI would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second police officer says: \u201cI would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The last cop replies: \u201cI would like to hear them say \u2026 Look, He\u2019s Moving!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ellen Neumann<\/p>\n<p>Copyright \u00a9 2011, DPNLIVE \u2013 All Rights Reserved<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and went to heaven. God greets<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10216,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-bit-of-fun","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10215"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10217,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10215\/revisions\/10217"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}