1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1\/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.<\/p>\n
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the Bathroom.<\/p>\n
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.<\/p>\n
4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!<\/p>\n
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘Power-Wash’ and ‘Rinse’.<\/p>\n
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.<\/p>\n
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.<\/p>\n
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.<\/p>\n
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Yours Sincerely,<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The Dog<\/p>\n
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