The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:<\/p>\n
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.<\/p>\n
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.<\/p>\n
There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved.<\/p>\n
But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.<\/p>\n
“Janie, do you have a story to share?”<\/p>\n
‘Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy.<\/p>\n
She was a Marine pilot in Afghanistan, one day her plane got hit.<\/p>\n
She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.<\/p>\n
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 6 Taliban fighters.<\/p>\n
She shot 3 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed 2 more with the knife, till the blade broke,<\/p>\n
and then she killed the last of the Taliban with her bare hands.”<\/p>\n
”Good Heavens,’ said the horrified teacher.<\/p>\n
What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?”<\/p>\n
“Don’t F**K with Mommy when she’s been drinking.”<\/p>\n
I love these touching stories!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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