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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.<\/p>\n

“What are you doing?” she asked.<\/p>\n

“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.<\/p>\n

“But you’re NAKED!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.<\/p>\n

“This is my Love Dress.” the daughter-in-law explained.<\/p>\n

“Love Dress? But you’re naked!”<\/p>\n

“My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute.” The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left.<\/p>\n

On the way home she thought about the Love Dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door.<\/p>\n

Finally her husband got home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.<\/p>\n

“What are you doing?” He exclaimed.<\/p>\n

“This is My Love Dress.” She replied.<\/p>\n

“Needs ironing.” he said.<\/p>\n

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Ellen Neumann<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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