{"id":10197,"date":"2023-11-24T16:45:40","date_gmt":"2023-11-24T16:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10197"},"modified":"2023-11-24T16:45:44","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T16:45:44","slug":"the-pastors-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/24\/the-pastors-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pastor&#8217;s Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.<\/p>\n<p>The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.<\/p>\n<p>The local paper read: PASTOR&#8217;S ASS OUT FRONT.<\/p>\n<p>The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.<\/p>\n<p>The next day the local paper headline read:<\/p>\n<p>BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR\u2019S ASS!<\/p>\n<p>This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.<\/p>\n<p>The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.<\/p>\n<p>The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:<\/p>\n<p>NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.<\/p>\n<p>The Bishop fainted.<\/p>\n<p>He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.<\/p>\n<p>The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.<\/p>\n<p>This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.<\/p>\n<p>The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.<\/p>\n<p>The Bishop was buried the next day.<\/p>\n<p>The moral of the story is &#8230; being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life.<\/p>\n<p>Stop worrying about everyone else&#8217;s ass and you&#8217;ll be a lot happier and live longer!<\/p>\n<p>Ellen Neumann<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10198,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-bit-of-fun","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10197"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10199,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10197\/revisions\/10199"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}