{"id":10182,"date":"2023-11-24T16:32:57","date_gmt":"2023-11-24T16:32:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10182"},"modified":"2023-11-24T16:33:02","modified_gmt":"2023-11-24T16:33:02","slug":"a-letter-to-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/24\/a-letter-to-god\/","title":{"rendered":"A letter to God"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>Little Billy wanted 100 bucks badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.<\/p>\n<p>Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the 100 bucks.<\/p>\n<p>When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, Ireland, they decided to send it to the President.<\/p>\n<p>The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy 5.00 bucks.<\/p>\n<p>President Higgins thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.<\/p>\n<p>Billy was delighted with the 5.00 bucks and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dear God,<\/p>\n<p>Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Dublin. And, as usual, those crooks deducted 95.00 bucks.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks,<\/p>\n<p>Billy<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ellen Neumann<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Billy wanted 100 bucks badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10183,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-bit-of-fun","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10182"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10184,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10182\/revisions\/10184"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}