{"id":10168,"date":"2023-11-23T21:20:02","date_gmt":"2023-11-23T21:20:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10168"},"modified":"2023-11-23T21:21:58","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T21:21:58","slug":"peace-of-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/23\/peace-of-mind\/","title":{"rendered":"Peace of mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>An elderly woman went into the doctor&#8217;s office.<\/p>\n<p>When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, &#8220;I&#8217;d like to have some birth control pills.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, &#8220;Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you&#8217;re 75 years old.<\/p>\n<p>What possible use could you have for birth control pills?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The woman responded, &#8220;They help me sleep better.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The doctor thought some more and continued, &#8220;How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The woman said, &#8220;I put them in my granddaughter&#8217;s orange juice and I sleep better at night.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ellen Neumann<\/p>\n<p>Copyright \u00a9 2012, DPNLIVE \u2013 All Rights Reserved<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<ul class=\"pager pagenav\">\n<li class=\"previous\"><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly woman went into the doctor&#8217;s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, &#8220;I&#8217;d like<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10169,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-bit-of-fun","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10168"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10170,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10168\/revisions\/10170"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}