{"id":10165,"date":"2023-11-23T21:18:18","date_gmt":"2023-11-23T21:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10165"},"modified":"2023-11-23T21:19:12","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T21:19:12","slug":"5-stages-of-drunkenness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/23\/5-stages-of-drunkenness\/","title":{"rendered":"5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS"},"content":{"rendered":"

5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS<\/h1>\n
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Stage 1 – SMART<\/p>\n

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject\u00a0\u00a0 in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want\u00a0\u00a0 to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this\u00a0\u00a0 stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are\u00a0\u00a0 talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting\u00a0\u00a0 argument when both parties are SMART.<\/p>\n

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Stage 2 – GOOD LOOKING<\/p>\n

This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING\u00a0\u00a0 person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and\u00a0\u00a0 really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still\u00a0\u00a0 SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject\u00a0\u00a0 under the sun.<\/p>\n

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Stage 3 – RICH<\/p>\n

This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the\u00a0\u00a0 world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you\u00a0\u00a0 have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar.\u00a0\u00a0 You can also make bets at this stage, because of course,\u00a0\u00a0 you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It\u00a0\u00a0 doesn’t matter how much you bet ’cause you are RICH. You\u00a0\u00a0 will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because\u00a0\u00a0 now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.<\/p>\n

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Stage 4 – BULLET PROOF<\/p>\n

You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone\u00a0\u00a0 especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing.\u00a0\u00a0 This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can\u00a0\u00a0 also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and\u00a0\u00a0 challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of\u00a0\u00a0 losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and\u00a0\u00a0 hell, and you\u2019re BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!<\/p>\n

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Stage 5 – INVISIBLE<\/p>\n

This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you\u00a0\u00a0 can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a\u00a0\u00a0 table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest\u00a0\u00a0 of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also\u00a0\u00a0 invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can\u00a0\u00a0 walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs\u00a0\u00a0 because no one can see or hear you and because you’re still\u00a0\u00a0 SMART you know all the words.<\/p>\n

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