{"id":10141,"date":"2023-11-23T21:05:27","date_gmt":"2023-11-23T21:05:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10141"},"modified":"2023-11-23T21:05:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T21:05:45","slug":"how-much-is-a-hole-worth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/23\/how-much-is-a-hole-worth\/","title":{"rendered":"How much is a hole worth!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Tiger Woods &amp; Stevie Wonder are in a bar&#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Tiger turns to Stevie and says, &#8220;How&#8217;s the singing career going?&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Stevie replies, &#8220;Not too bad. How&#8217;s the golf?&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Woods replies, &#8220;Not too bad, I&#8217;ve had some problems with my swing, but I think I&#8217;ve got that right, now.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Stevie: &#8220;I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. 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