{"id":10134,"date":"2023-11-23T20:56:43","date_gmt":"2023-11-23T20:56:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10134"},"modified":"2023-11-23T20:59:37","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T20:59:37","slug":"you-know-that-you-are-irish-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/23\/you-know-that-you-are-irish-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You Know That You Are Irish When&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>You know you&#8217;re Irish when &#8211;<\/h1>\n<p>You don&#8217;t need to study for exams because your Granny lit a candle for you.<\/p>\n<p>You thank bus drivers &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>A male is known as a fella and a female is known as a one (pronounced wan) &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>You do the 4 claps in the song &#8216;the Wild Rover&#8217; every time without fail<\/p>\n<p>You show your love for friends and family by insulting them &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>You learn to drive at the age of twelve on someone&#8217;s tractor<\/p>\n<p>You can call someone a mad ##### and mean it as a compliment<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI will my arse \u201c means No<\/p>\n<p>You live in a tiny town where everyone knows everything about anyone &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>You make the pledge but break it that night<\/p>\n<p>You touch the electric fence for the \u2018craic\u2019<\/p>\n<p>You greet your friends with an insult<\/p>\n<p>GAA is more important than anything<\/p>\n<p>You know at least 20 Marys<\/p>\n<p>The best reason to do something is for the \u2018craic\u2019<\/p>\n<p>When all your phone calls end in &#8220;Right bye, bye, bye, bye, bye&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Irishness is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That mini heart attack you get if you go out and forget to turn off the immersion<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re not drinking? Are you on antibiotics?<\/p>\n<p>Wallpaper on your school books<\/p>\n<p>Boil everything in a huge pot for 3 hours<\/p>\n<p>Being absolutely terrified of a wooden spoon<\/p>\n<p>Going mental at concerts because famous people rarely come over<\/p>\n<p>Flat 7UP heals all illnesses<\/p>\n<p>Ireland is&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Where people say &#8220;I&#8217;m grand&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Where &#8220;I will yeah&#8221; means No<\/p>\n<p>Where it always seems to be raining<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know you&#8217;re Irish when &#8211; You don&#8217;t need to study for exams because your Granny lit a candle for<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10135,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-bit-of-fun","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10134"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10136,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10134\/revisions\/10136"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}