{"id":10128,"date":"2023-11-23T20:51:59","date_gmt":"2023-11-23T20:51:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10128"},"modified":"2023-11-23T20:52:05","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T20:52:05","slug":"two-nuns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/23\/two-nuns\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Nuns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),<br \/>\nand the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.<br \/>\nSM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.<br \/>\nSL: It&#8217;s logical. He wants to have his way with us.<br \/>\nSM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?<br \/>\nSL: The only logical thing to do is to walk faster.<br \/>\nSM: It&#8217;s not working.<br \/>\nSL: Of course it&#8217;s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.<br \/>\nSM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.<br \/>\nSL: The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I&#8217;ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.<br \/>\nSo the man decided to follow Sister Logical.<br \/>\nSister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.<br \/>\nSM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!<\/p>\n<p>SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn&#8217;t follow us both, so he followed me.<br \/>\nSM: Yes, yes! 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I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.<br \/>\nSM: And?<\/p>\n<p>SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.<br \/>\nSM: Oh, dear! What did you do?<br \/>\nSL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my habit up.<br \/>\nSM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?<br \/>\nSL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his trousers.<br \/>\nSM: Oh, no! What happened then?<br \/>\nSL: Isn&#8217;t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his trousers down!<br \/>\nAnd for those of you who thought this would be off-colour, say two Hail Mary\u2019s!<\/p>\n<p>Follow us on Twitter &#8211; @DigiPrintNews<\/p>\n<p>Like us on Facebook at\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/dpnlive\">www.facebook.com\/dpnlive<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Copyright \u00a9 2013, DPNLIVE \u2013 All Rights Reserved<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There were two nuns. 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