{"id":10115,"date":"2023-11-23T20:44:04","date_gmt":"2023-11-23T20:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10115"},"modified":"2023-11-23T20:45:37","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T20:45:37","slug":"office-notice-swearing-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/23\/office-notice-swearing-at-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Office Notice – Swearing at Work."},"content":{"rendered":"

Office Notice<\/b><\/h1>\n
Swearing at Work.<\/h5>\n

Dear Employees:<\/p>\n

It has been brought to management’s attention that some members of staff have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.<\/p>\n

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.<\/p>\n

We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.<\/p>\n

Therefore, a list of 13 New and\u00a0Innovative\u00a0<\/u>\u2018TRY SAYING\u2019 phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
\n

Try Saying this<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\n

Instead Of\u00a0<\/b>This<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

I think you could do with more training<\/td>\nYou don’t have a f***ing clue, do you?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
She’s an aggressive go-getter.<\/td>\nShe’s a f***ing power-crazy b*tch<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Perhaps I can work late<\/td>\nAnd when the f*** do you expect me to do this?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m certain that isn’t feasible<\/td>\nF*** off a*se-hole<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Really?<\/td>\nWell f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Perhaps you should check with…<\/td>\nTell someone who gives a f***.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I wasn’t involved in the project.<\/td>\nNot my f***ing problem.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
That’s interesting.<\/td>\nWhat the f***?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
I’m not sure this can be implemented
\nwithin the given timescale.<\/td>\n		No f***ing chance mate.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
It will be tight, but I’ll try to schedule it in<\/td>\nWhy the f*** didn’t you tell me that yesterday?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
He’s not familiar with the issues<\/td>\nHe’s got his head up his f***ing a*se.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Excuse me, sir?<\/td>\nOi, f*** face.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Of course, I was only going
\nto be at home anyway<\/td>\n		Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

 <\/p>\n

\n
\n

 <\/p>\n