{"id":10111,"date":"2023-11-23T20:41:48","date_gmt":"2023-11-23T20:41:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10111"},"modified":"2023-11-23T20:41:59","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T20:41:59","slug":"shergars-bum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/23\/shergars-bum\/","title":{"rendered":"SHERGARS BUM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I cant help myself this week.\u00a0 So please excuse the sick jobs.\u00a0 Talking about being sick I had a sore throat.\u00a0 I was feeling a little hoarse.<\/p>\n<p>A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable<\/p>\n<p>Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.<\/p>\n<p>Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had a fiver each way !<\/p>\n<p>Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she&#8217;s always wanted!<\/p>\n<p>had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night&#8230;. I still have a bit between my teeth<\/p>\n<p>Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn<\/p>\n<p>anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?<\/p>\n<table class=\"mceItemTable\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div class=\"moduletable\">\n<div class=\"custom\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"aswift_1_host\" tabindex=\"0\" title=\"Advertisement\" aria-label=\"Advertisement\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" id=\"aswift_1\" src=\"https:\/\/googleads.g.doubleclick.net\/pagead\/ads?client=ca-pub-6633276792231839&amp;output=html&amp;h=280&amp;slotname=7061413951&amp;adk=3314304959&amp;adf=1016587732&amp;pi=t.ma~as.7061413951&amp;w=336&amp;lmt=1700772045&amp;format=336x280&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fdpnlive.com%2Fliving%2Ffun%2Fa-bit-of-fun%2F1706-shergars-bum&amp;ea=0&amp;wgl=1&amp;uach=WyJXaW5kb3dzIiwiMTAuMC4wIiwieDg2IiwiIiwiMTE5LjAuNjA0NS4xNjAiLG51bGwsMCxudWxsLCI2NCIsW1siR29vZ2xlIENocm9tZSIsIjExOS4wLjYwNDUuMTYwIl0sWyJDaHJvbWl1bSIsIjExOS4wLjYwNDUuMTYwIl0sWyJOb3Q_QV9CcmFuZCIsIjI0LjAuMC4wIl1dLDBd&amp;dt=1700772049388&amp;bpp=2&amp;bdt=2310&amp;idt=53&amp;shv=r20231109&amp;mjsv=m202311090101&amp;ptt=9&amp;saldr=aa&amp;abxe=1&amp;cookie=ID%3Db0ab74bb9e9db055%3AT%3D1700671731%3ART%3D1700771792%3AS%3DALNI_MbUCWQRWIdqwV5smt_Fer9T-VMMmA&amp;gpic=UID%3D00000c94434f5fed%3AT%3D1700671731%3ART%3D1700771792%3AS%3DALNI_MZKbLvjnCx7jfq0ks9KTDuhDxVTZA&amp;prev_fmts=0x0&amp;nras=1&amp;correlator=2003038435704&amp;frm=20&amp;pv=2&amp;ga_vid=86658531.1700772049&amp;ga_sid=1700772049&amp;ga_hid=830841161&amp;ga_fc=0&amp;u_tz=300&amp;u_his=1&amp;u_h=1080&amp;u_w=1920&amp;u_ah=1040&amp;u_aw=1920&amp;u_cd=24&amp;u_sd=1.1&amp;dmc=8&amp;adx=1098&amp;ady=1498&amp;biw=1730&amp;bih=875&amp;scr_x=0&amp;scr_y=364&amp;eid=44759875%2C44759926%2C44795922%2C31078301%2C31078663%2C31078665%2C31078668%2C31078670&amp;oid=2&amp;pvsid=3427934587612433&amp;tmod=2142492858&amp;uas=3&amp;nvt=1&amp;ref=https%3A%2F%2Fdpnlive.com%2Fliving%2Ffun%2Fa-bit-of-fun&amp;fc=1920&amp;brdim=0%2C0%2C0%2C0%2C1920%2C0%2C1920%2C1040%2C1745%2C875&amp;vis=1&amp;rsz=%7C%7ClEebr%7C&amp;abl=CS&amp;pfx=0&amp;fu=0&amp;bc=31&amp;td=1&amp;psd=W251bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLDFd&amp;nt=1&amp;ifi=2&amp;uci=a!2&amp;btvi=1&amp;fsb=1&amp;dtd=84\" name=\"aswift_1\" width=\"0\" height=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" sandbox=\"allow-forms allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox allow-same-origin allow-scripts allow-top-navigation-by-user-activation\" data-google-container-id=\"a!2\" data-load-complete=\"true\" data-google-query-id=\"CL_ql8792oIDFRJ4fQodsegErw\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer&#8230;AND THEY&#8217;RE OFF&#8221; I&#8217;m so hungry, I could eat a horse&#8230;..&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.<\/p>\n<p>A cow walks into a bar. Barman says &#8216;why the long face?&#8217; Cow says &#8216;Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d&#8217;oeuvres.<\/p>\n<p>Said to the Mrs these Tesco burgers are givin&#8217; me terrible trots<\/p>\n<p>To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian<\/p>\n<p>Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is a anagram of &#8230;.SHERGARS BUM<\/p>\n<p>These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO! I can&#8217;t do it any longer.<\/p>\n<p>Regards,<\/p>\n<p>Bob Tallent<\/p>\n<p>Follow us on Twitter &#8211; @DigiPrintNews<\/p>\n<p>Like us on Facebook\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/dpnlive%20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">www.facebook.com\/dpnlive\u00a0<\/a>&#8211; click the \u2018<b>LIKED<\/b>\u2019 button\/top of page as well<\/p>\n<p>Copyright \u00a9 2013, DPNLIVE \u2013 All Rights Reserved<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cant help myself this week.\u00a0 So please excuse the sick jobs.\u00a0 Talking about being sick I had a sore<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10112,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-a-bit-of-fun","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10111"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10114,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10111\/revisions\/10114"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}