{"id":10097,"date":"2023-11-23T20:33:41","date_gmt":"2023-11-23T20:33:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/?p=10097"},"modified":"2023-11-23T20:33:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T20:33:45","slug":"21-things-you-can-only-get-away-with-saying-at-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.webhostlabs.net\/synergy\/2023\/11\/23\/21-things-you-can-only-get-away-with-saying-at-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"

21 things you can only<\/b><\/h1>\n

get away with saying at Christmas<\/p>\n

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1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I prefer breasts to legs<\/p>\n

2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Smother the butter all over the breasts!<\/p>\n

4.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!<\/p>\n

5.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I’ve never seen a better spread!<\/p>\n

6.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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